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A little humor from one who's learned her lesson :-)

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A special offer? For me? :oops: Oh you shouldn't have.. no really.. you shouldn't have! :x

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Dear Upfront Payday VIP, (that's me)
We can't begin to thank you enough for being such a valued customer. (you're right you can't) But we would like to try. (oh boy, oh boy! I'm a little nervous now )
When you apply now, you can get $25 Amazon gift card with us. ( $25 Amazon Gift card? Is that Amazon like the company, or Amazon like a wild person who will come beat down my door and threaten to bite off my fingers and toes? :? )
Don't wait one second. (1,2,3,4,.. oh, I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.. ) Apply now and get up to $1500 in your account in as little as an hour! (Oh yeah, then you can have my account infomation again.. I see where this is going.)

Don't let money problems ruin your life. ( <----HAHAHAHAHAHAH. I don't really need to say anything else here do I?)Click here and apply now! Don't miss an email from us. ( Trust me, I don't miss you at all! )Add admin (@) to your safelist! (Safe? Tee hee)

Do you need a few extra dollars to get by this month? Have you been hit by unexpected expenses? (Unexpected expenses you say, um, yeah... )

Or are you trying to just be able to get away to somewhere warm and sunny? (Wait a minute.. I think they just sent me their winter version. Warm and sunny? It's 95 and humid!
Apply today with us and you could have up to 1500 dollars tomorrow. Don't wait to get the things you want and need-- apply now. Application is fast and easy. And there are no credit checks! ( Oh brother.. :roll: )

Don't worry about needing money again. Apply now.

This email was sent by a third party on behalf of Upfront Payday. If you have any questions in regards to this offer or wish to not receive offers from Upfront Payday, please contact them at this address: 2274 South 1300 East Suite G-8-273, Salt Lake City, UT 84106 ( Thanks for the info, I'll be sure to post it on for everyone who's looking for a mailing address to contact you. I'm sure you'll love all the VIP mail you get! :mrgreen: )

You're already approved as a VIP. Sign in today and you can get $1500 deposited right into your account.
Never have to worry about money again!
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Thanks for being such a good customer! (Awww shucks... )

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( Can't click on it fast enough. )

I admit, I have an odd sense of humor, not to mention I had a little bit of time on my hands. I hope I made someone laugh today. We all need a good one once in awhile! :D

That was too funny! Still LMAO! Its like the collection agency that wanted me to pick my gift for paying them twice what I owed on a 5 year old phone bill. Oh sure I will take the Mr. Coffee for 700.00

Sub: #1 posted on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 00:44

Frogpatch Frogpatch
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you slay me jen. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sub: #2 posted on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 00:59

paulmergel paulmergel
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Too Funny :lol: :lol:

Sub: #3 posted on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 01:07

Cool_Abyss Cool_Abyss
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Too funny, Jen!! :lol:

Sub: #4 posted on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 01:07

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Sub: #5 posted on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 01:16

desperatelyseekingsanity desperatelyseekingsanity

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Glad I could invoke some smiles today.. :D Actually, my original intent was to email this to them in response. But I didn't think they would appreciate the humor as much as the folks here would.

Happy Monday :D

Sub: #6 posted on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 01:20

jennifer_bailey75 jennifer_bailey75

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you have to be able to see the humor in life, otherwise you'll have tears!

Good one!

Sub: #7 posted on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 01:35

smo65d11 smo65d11

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:twisted: That was too funny. I might send this to our good buddy Tim Atkins. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Sub: #8 posted on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 05:30

wssu92 wssu92

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Oh Jen, you have made my evening! Keep up the good work!

Sub: #9 posted on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 05:50

llw1995 llw1995

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That was a classic:)

Sub: #10 posted on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 06:39

ladybug ladybug

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